What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Dr No

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My wife always forces me to suck my bulls dick and balls and even Lick his cum from her face and tits and they even humiliate me very badly plus she always talks about big Dicks everywhere everytime and show me pics of huge cocks what should I do ?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III